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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
One
doctor’s prescription for solving our
nation’s problems - laughter
The majority of hard-working Americans
are wringing their hands together in
frustration over what is happening in
our country today and the world in
general. They are bombarded with
rhetoric on healthcare, corruption,
corporate greed, unemployment,
terrorists – even global warming (and
who is/is not responsible). This, plus
Alan Beck’s own disappointment
over the general lack of common sense in
the world today, inspired him to write
A Faithful Proposal (IGI
Publishing), an over-the-top satirical
novel that is filled with witticisms
that will keep the reader in much-needed
belly laughs!
Beck’s story begins with Brooks McRump
who, after his resignation as CEO of
Bonanza insurance companies, sets his
sight on taking over religions. Joining
forces with retired psychiatrist and his
former COO, Steven Kopfklopper, they use
the internet in a bid to revolutionize
religions and acquire them all. As a way
of appealing to the public, they hold
Religious Idol contests and advertise
the number of prayers transmitted on
gleaming white arches of a sports
stadium. Guests get an education at
Faith Mountain that includes a ‘virtual
tour’ of religious history and get
parachuted down the mountain to meet
founders of all religions and visit the
inhabitants of Heaven and Hell to
witness crusades, inquisitions and magic
moments in religious history.
The number of centers around the country
increases dramatically as they use
‘perks’ to lure high profile religious
leaders to their ranks, catching the eye
of Larry King who interviews McRump on
his show. They recruit Rifle Rae Virgin,
a new leader to add diversity to the
movement, who succeeds in uniting the
newer faith counselors in testing the
souls of the founding fathers of Faith
America. When the founders become
obsessed with their own success, envy
begins to surface among the counselors.
The decision is made by the leaders to
wine and dine the counselors in Florida
in order to bring them all back
together. An Indian chief, Big Bear,
meets the leadership and shares some
astounding visions with them. Fate,
impervious to the corporate giants,
descends to subdue the greed and
ambitions of the Faith America Board who
undergo a revival, with true faith and
family values emerging at the end to
save the day.
Dr. Alan Beck’s comical wit
surfaces in his description of his book
as: “A manic ride through the irritable
bowels of our health care system, with a
darkly funny descent into the sclerotic
heart of contemporary religions, and a
Prozac-induced mock homage to corporate
and individual greed.” Please visit this
creative writer’s website at
www.afaithfulproposal.com .
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